天呐。 God.
耶稣啊。 Jesus.
好吧。 Okay.
靠。 Shit.
操。 Fuck.
行吧。 Okay.
妈的。妈的。 Fuck. Fuck.
我知道你在想什么： 这泳池是个隐喻。 I know what you're thinking: the pool is a metaphor.
但它也他妈真实存在 还冷得要命。 But it was also very fucking real and very fucking cold.
我本来不是那种 会自省的人。 I wasn't generally the kind of guy who did a lot of introspection.
当然 直到最近之前 Of course, until very recently,
我也不是那种 会浑身是血 I wasn't the kind of guy who woke up on the floor
在别人家地板上醒来 然后栽进泳池的人 of someone else's house covered in a dead guy's blood
但现实就是这么魔幻。 before falling into the pool, but here we are.
就在那一刻 And at that moment,
我忍不住用余光瞥见 I couldn't help but catch a fleeting glimpse,
在视线边缘 out of the corner of my eye,
我那团乱麻般的人生 of the swirling hot mess of my life,
纳闷怎么会 一夜间全盘崩溃。 and wonder how the hell everything could go so wrong so fast.
这就是发生在... This is what happens…
劳埃德 别这样。 Lloyd, come on.
咱们走一个 走一个 再来一轮？ Let's do shots. Shots. Another round?
对 调酒师 Yeah, bartender.
想喝什么酒？ 朗姆酒 What shots do you want? Let's do rum.
那位女士喝什么？ 给我们也来点 看着不错 What is she drinking? Let's have some of that. That looks nice.
你真美 能请你喝一杯吗？ You look nice. Can I get you something?
升职快乐 兄弟！ Big promotion, boy!
牛逼大发了 赚了多少？ Big fucking promotion. How much did you make?
赚了多少？ How much did you make?
麦卡伦25年 调酒师推荐的 Macallan 25. Bartender tipped me off.
这酒可不便宜 希望我值得 That's an expensive drink. I hope I'm worth it.
别担心 你请客 Don't worry. You're buying.
丽芙·克罗斯 Liv Cross.
安德鲁·库珀 我知道 Andrew Cooper. I know.
我在迈克·谢泼德组里 I work in Mike Shepherd's group.
抱歉 刚才没认出你 I'm sorry. I didn't recognize you.
没事 迈克很少放我们 上七楼以上活动 It's fine. Mike doesn't let us go above the seventh floor very often.
那边几个《美国精神病人》脑残粉 有点玩脱了 The Patrick Bateman fanboys over there were getting a little wild.
我觉得装忙 可能更安全 I thought it might be better if I looked occupied.
乐意效劳 Happy to help.
刚才看你想过来搭讪 但我不耐烦了 For a minute there it looked like you were going to come over to me,
but I got impatient.
我单身挺久了 久到都忘了怎么撩妹 Yeah, well, I'm recently single for the first time in quite a while,
so I'm afraid I don't have much game.
说自己不会撩就是你的套路 Saying you have no game, that's your game.
挺烂的 懂我意思吧？ 你结过婚？ It's pretty weak. See what I mean? You were married?
对 18年 Yeah, 18 years.
那你今年... 老得配不上你 That would make you… Far too old for you.
我对年龄没概念 I don't really see age that way.
因为你才27？ 28 That's because you're, what, 27? Twenty-eight.
这才是你的套路 也许吧 And that's your game. Maybe.
或许你被婚姻的条条框框 Or maybe you've been wrapped up in the conventions of marriage
和孩子... 两个 and children… Two.
…束缚太久 活在已婚人士的圈子里 …for so long, living amongst other married people with children,
没想过世界上 that you haven't considered that there may be an entire segment of the population
有人选择不同活法 追求不同目标 who make different choices and have different goals.
那你追求什么？ So what are your goals?
永恒的爱 Lasting love,
火辣健康的性爱 hot, healthy sex,
财务自由 financial comfort,
内心平静 生活和谐 peace of mind, harmony.
这是全人类的追求 你实现了几个？ I think those are everybody's goals. And how many of them have you achieved?
我是说 或许你该 重新审视游戏规则 I'm just saying, maybe you should rethink the rules a little bit.
我都能当你爸了 I could be your father.
我有爸 叫米尔特 I have one already. Milt.
人不错 比你还老 Good guy, and quite a bit older than you.
奇怪 这居然算赢一局 那你该多见见世面 Strangely, that feels like a win. Then you need to get out more.
我现在就在外面 I'm out right now.
不 你没有 还没真正出来 No, you're not. Not really. Not yet.
冒昧问一句 你跟谁都这么聊天吗？ I'm sorry, do you talk to everybody like this?
你没问我结没结过婚 你结过吗？ You didn't ask me if I've been married. Have you been married?
结过 两年 Yes. Two years.
太年轻了 确实 Well, you were too young. I was.
后来发现他喜欢胖妓女 Also, it turned out he liked fat hookers.
各有所好 Different strokes.
讽刺的是 我青春期时 是个大胖子 The irony is, I was morbidly obese as a teenager,
但那是认识他之前的事了 but that was long before he met me.
后来偶然看到他浏览记录后 Still, after I happened upon his browsing history,
我怀疑他是不是 嗅到了我内心的胖女孩 I did wonder if he'd somehow sensed the fat girl in me when we met,
才被我吸引 and that's what drew him to me.
相信我 吸引他的不是这个 Trust me, that's not what drew him to you.
你的套路来了 There's that game of yours.
听着 Look,
我懂 你们这个年纪的男生 大多很蠢 I get that, by and large, guys your age are idiots.
那边那群人 Whatever that is over there,
挥着"威士忌迪克斯"耀武扬威 the… swinging their whiskey dicks around.
自恋的巨婴 根本配不上你 Narcissistic man-boys far out of their depth with you,
聊天上床都不行 in conversation and in bed.
所以相比之下 我这个年纪的男人 像完美解药 对吧？ So, by comparison, a man my age looks like the perfect antidote, right?
我体贴 睿智 更成熟 I'm thoughtful. I'm wise. I'm more of a man,
虽然这年头成熟不算优点 whatever that means these days.
但你27？ 28 But you're 27? Twenty-eight.
28 比我小20岁 Twenty-eight, so you're 20 years younger than me.
眼下很美好 对吧？ And at this moment in time, it works, right?
我有钱 你有自由 I have money, you have freedom,
我们可以环游世界 互相学习 we could travel the world together, we could learn things from each other.
聊天和上床 对 In conversation and in bed. Yeah. Right.
你会觉得我很有趣 You'll find me very interesting
因为我多活20年故事比你多 'cause I have two decades more worth of stories than you,
而我觉得你有趣 是因为你活在当下 and I find you very interesting 'cause you live your life in the moment
带着我早丢掉的 那种不计后果的冲劲 with the kind of reckless immediacy that I lost a billion years ago.
所以我们能互相取悦 So we'll have no trouble keeping each other entertained.
这样能维持一阵子 对吧？ And that'll work for a while, right?
快进十年 你38岁 我58岁 Then skip ahead ten years, you'll be 38. I'll be 58.
那时就开始摇摇欲坠了 That's when things can start to get a little shaky.
你可能想要孩子 我已有儿女 You might want kids, I already have them.
你可能会想 You might start thinking,
"我是不是错过了人生重要体验？" "Have I missed out on one of life's great experiences?"
而你依然美艳动人... 你觉得我美？ And you'll still be stunning-- You think I'm stunning?
我会日渐衰老 I'll be aging.
我看得出你会优雅地老去 Well, I can tell you're gonna age very well.
你能看出来是因为 衰老已经开始 You can tell that because it's already started to happen.
重点是 我们做爱变少 喝酒更多 The point is that we'll have less sex and more wine,
或许还能凑合一阵子 and maybe that'll still work for a time.
没人说过你话很多吗？ Has anyone ever told you that you talk a lot?
我老婆和内心独白 差不多同时消失了 Well, I misplaced my inner monologue and my wife right around the same time.
总之 再快进十年 Anyway, let's skip ahead another ten years.
必须吗？ 我68岁 Must we? I'll be 68 years old.
就算保养再好 No matter how well I take care of myself,
前列腺会罢工 头发会掉光 my prostate's gonna do what it does and so will my hair,
你会整天琢磨 and you'll start spending your days
我死后你的生活 thinking about what your life looks like after I kick it.
同时 你每次出门 Meanwhile, every time you leave the house
我都会猜你在跟哪个 小鲜肉上床 I'll wonder what young stud you'll be fucking.
真的？你就这么没安全感？ Really? Are you that insecure?
现在没有 但以后会 Well, not yet, but I will be.
人品呢？ 你的还是我的？ Yeah, what about character? Yours or mine?
你认定我会出轨？ 不 我只是认定我会担心 You're so sure I'll cheat? No, I'm just sure I'll worry about it.
你这种自信混合自卑的状态 很诡异 You have this very strange mix of confidence and low self-esteem.
最后我变成善妒的老怪物 So, I'll be the jealous, old troll
你是性欲旺盛的饥渴少妇 and you'll be a restless woman in her sexual prime,
我们都被恐惧吞噬 and we'll both be consumed by this nagging fear
害怕人生最后岁月 最艰难的时光 that the last years of our life, the toughest ones,
会在彻底孤独中度过 will be spent completely and utterly alone.
哇哦 Wow.
真是哇哦 你什么时候想到这些的？ Just wow. When did you come up with all of that?
从你离开那个凳子 走到这里的十秒钟里 In the ten seconds it took you to walk from that stool to this one.
我本可以逐条反驳 Well, I could sit here and offer a full-throated rebuttal,
但老实说 老兄 我只是想约炮 but honestly, man, I was just looking to get laid.
这个理由你能接受吗？ How many problems do you have with that?
一时想不出 None come to mind.
来吧！ Let's do it!
这就是发生在... This is what happens…
大学一毕业就进了大公司 You land a job right out of college at a major firm.
不过是庞大机器里的小齿轮 You're just another cog in a very large wheel,
但好歹迈进了门槛 but you've got your foot in the door.
在城里租个破公寓 差点付不起房租 You get a shitty apartment in the city that you can barely afford
因为你知道钱会来的 because you know the money will come.
结婚是因为...你懂的... You get married because, you know…
然后她搬进那个破公寓 And she moves into that shitty apartment.
穷得叮当响 You're dead broke,
但现在是两个人共患难了 but there's two of you now.
（画外音）在那破公寓里的体验 以后再也找不回来了 Sidenote, no one will ever fuck you the way she did in that shitty apartment.
包括她本人 Including her.
于是你们拼命工作 So you work your asses off
终于脱贫致富 and you dig yourselves out.
这钱赚得辛苦又轻松 Hardest, easiest money you'll ever make.
嘿 - 嗯 Hey. - Yeah.
等到日子渐入佳境 And then, when you're feeling good about things,
当一切顺风顺水时 when things are, you know, copacetic,
第一个孩子降生了 you have the first kid.
贷款买套房 首付三成 You buy a house, 30% down,
三十年房贷利率4.5% 30-year jumbo at four and a half percent.
嗯哼 - 于是更卖命工作 Uh-huh. - So you work harder, longer hours.
开始赚大钱... - 太棒了 You start earning some big bucks… - Great.
...结果发现山外有山 …which only serves to make you aware
能赚的远不止这些 of the even bigger bucks you could be earning.
二胎报到 Kid number two.
再买套房 House number two.
再次破产 Broke again.
但这次穷得不一样了 But it's a different kind of broke.
你有了杠杆资产 You're leveraged,
说人话就是奋斗有了回报 which is a fancy way of saying you've got something to show for your efforts.
房子车子 应有尽有 The house, the cars, the stuff.
此时你早已忘记 And by now, you've lost sight
当年那些天真梦想 of whatever naive plans you may have once had,
或是起步时珍视的一切 or the things that mattered to you when you were starting out.
忙得根本没空思考灵魂拷问 You're moving too fast to ask yourself those hard questions like,
"何时才够？" "When is it enough?"
"折腾这些到底图啥？" and, "Really, what's the point of all this shit?"
第三套豪宅入手 House number three.
买房五年后的某天 Then one day, about five years after you bought the place,
你突然发现已抵达 you look up and realize that you've gotten there,
人生巅峰的圣殿 to that hallowed plateau where, for the first time,
终于能负担自己的生活 you can actually afford your own life.
在这看似掌控人生的神奇时刻 And in that mystical nexus where you seem
当所有复杂挑战都被征服时 to have wrangled life and all of its infinitely complex challenges into submission,
通常会发现结婚18年的老婆 that's generally where you will find your wife of 18 years in your bed…
卧槽 Oh, shit.
...和你铁哥们偷情 …with one of your closest friends.
第四套房 House number four.
租的 A rental.
虽小但别担心 保证让你抑郁 It's small, but don't worry, it's also depressing.
为什么还死扛Pac-Pro的仓位？ Why are we still holding in Pac-Pro?
基本清空了。 We're mostly out.
基本？他刚说"基本"？ 会反弹的。 Mostly? Did he really just say that? They're gonna rebound.
听着伙计们，我们全盘都在赚钱 Guys, I've been telling you, we are making money across the book,
没必要在科技股刀 we don't need to get dinged in emerging tech.
今天全抛。 Blow out of it, today.
明白，老板。 You got it, boss.
他怎么了？ 我？没事。 What's wrong with him? Me? Nothing.
他被甩了。 He got dumped.
这也算新闻？ 我爱她，兄弟 Is that news? I love her, man.
不，你不爱。 No, you don't.
你只是爱"恋爱"这回事 You love love, that's all.
我就是...不知道该怎么办 我知道。清仓Pac-Pro It's just, I don't know what to do. I do. Blow out of Pac-Pro.
谢了。 Thank you.
早啊库珀 杰克 Morning, Coop. Jack.
先生们。 Gentlemen.
今天壁球约起？ We on for squash today?
约了吗？玛丽给我发邮件没？ Are we? Did Mary send me an email?
可能我搞错了。球包带了吗？ Probably my mistake. Got your bag here?
带了。 Yeah.
很好。中午？ 中午。 Great. Noon? Noon.
完美。 Excellent.
出界！出界！老兄你认真打行不行 Out. Out. Come on, man. Put it in.
发球啊！该死的 Serve it. Goddamn it.
孩子们怎么样？ How are the kids?
They're fine.
老婆呢？ 前妻。 Wife? Ex-wife.
还跟那个傻大个在一起？ 叫什么来着，打篮球那个？ Yeah, she still with the putz? What's his name, the basketball player?
尼克。对。 Nick. Yes.
会有报应的。因果循环，对吧？ He'll get his. Karma, right?
说到报应... 我得告诉你个坏消息 Speaking of which, I gotta deliver some bad news.
老天，杰克，该不会是癌症复发了吧？ Jesus, Jack, the cancer's not back, is it?
什么？不，当然不是 What? No. God, no.
剩下那颗睾丸好着呢 饱满得很 No, my sole remaining testicle is in good shape. Very plump.
重点是，库珀 你被开除了 No, the thing of it is, Coop, you're fired.
太好了。 Great.
没开玩笑。你得走人了 No, I'm serious. I gotta let you go.
什么？ What?
那个姑娘，奥利...叫什么来着？ This girl, Oliv… What's her name?
奥利维亚什么的 等等 什么姑娘？ Olivia something or other. Hold on. Wait. Girl? What girl?
你在说什么？ 克罗斯。奥利维亚·克罗斯 What are you talking about? Cross. Olivia Cross. Olivia Cross.
奥利... Oliv…
丽芙·克罗斯？ Liv Cross?
董事总经理睡初级分析师... A managing director sleeping with an associate is…
等等 她根本不是我下属 Wait a minute, no, she never worked under me.
她在谢泼德组 而且... She was in Shepherd's group. And…
我发誓之前都没见过她 I don't think I'd ever even met her before.
见没见过不重要 睡没睡过才重要 Doesn't matter if you met her. It matters if you fucked her.
你确实睡了她对吧？ You did fuck her, right?
操！ Fuck me!
是有过 但就一个周末 都是三个月前的事了 Yeah, but it was, like, a weekend, like, three months ago.
完全你情我愿 Completely consensual.
是她主动勾引我 重点不在这 I mean, she came on to me. That's not the point.
你是她上级 You were her superior.
我说了 我都不认识她 I told you, I didn't even know her.
但你总知道她在谢泼德手下吧？ But you knew that she worked for Shepherd, right?
问题是库珀 她觉得 自己没升副总裁是因为这事 You see, Coop, the thing is, in her mind, she was passed up for a VP slot.
副总裁？她才27岁 VP? She's 27 years old.
不 她28了 我不是来和你辩论的 No, she's 28, and I'm not here to litigate.
你不能开除我 杰克 You can't fire me, Jack.
公司有严格禁止职场恋爱的条款 我也是刚知道 Well, we have a very strict non-fraternizing clause, or so I'm told.
那你他妈干嘛约我来打球再开除我？ But why the fuck did you bring me here to fire me?
HR要进你办公室收电脑 HR needed to get into your office to get your computer.
公司机密 你懂的 Proprietary information, you know the drill.
那是我的客户 Those are my clients.
根据你签的竞业协议 Well, according to the non-solicit you signed,
未来两年他们都归我们 they're ours for at least another two years.
你真要这么赶尽杀绝？ You're really gonna bury me like this?
规矩你懂的 You know how this goes.
我的资本账户呢？ My capital account?
那是我的钱 杰克 别动它 That's my money, Jack. No way.
拜托 杰克 你不能这样 你是被辞退的 Come on, Jack. You cannot do that. You were fired for cause.
我全部身家都在里面 你这是要我的命 Everything I have is in that account. You'd destroy me, Jack.
我也不想这样 但只能这样了 I'm sorry it has to be this way, but it has to be this way.
我会起诉 I'll sue.
不起诉的话 公司给你半年薪水 They'll give you six months' draw if you don't.
去你妈的 Fuck you.
是啊 好吧... Yeah. Well…
给你几天考虑 I'll give you a few days to decide.
亨特。 Hunter.
你怎么来了？ What are you doing here?
提前收工 来接你放学 Wrapped up a little early, thought I'd come pick you up.
今天不是周二 我知道 It's not Tuesday. I know.
就想和你多待会儿 I thought maybe we could hang out a little.
去吃个冰淇淋？ 我闯祸了？ Maybe go eat some ice cream. Am I in trouble?
天 亨特 当然不是 Jesus, Hunter, no.
当爹的就不能临时起意 陪儿子培养感情吗？ Can't a father just spend some unscheduled quality time with his son?
学校怎么样？ How's school?
学校怎么样？ 还行 How's school? Fine.
家教还满意吗？ How's that tutor we got you? Is she working out?
还行吧 I guess.
交女朋友没？ You got a girlfriend?
没 有目标吗？ No. Any prospects?
没 No.
你今天能不能 说点超过两个音节的词？ You think at some point today you might respond to me
with an answer longer than two syllables?
尽量 Maybe.
你要进来？ 嗯 托丽在家 打个招呼 You're coming in? Yeah, Tori's here. I wanna say hi.
嗨宝贝 妈 Hi, bub. Hey, Mom.
今天怎么样？ 挺好 How was your day? Good.
你来干嘛？ What are you doing here?
带亨特吃冰淇淋 顺路过来 Wha… I took Hunter for some ice cream.
今天不是周二 It's not Tuesday.
已经第二个人提醒我了 So I've been told.
托丽在家吗？ 还没回来 Is Tori She's not home yet.
干嘛？ 什么干嘛？ What? What?
你这什么眼神？ What is the look?
我什么眼神都没给 你明明在憋着不给我眼神 I didn't give you any look. You were giving me the look that…
就是那种 "我努力不翻白眼"的眼神 there's the look where you're trying not to give me a look.
所以 什么问题？ So, what's the problem?
你不该在非探视日出现 这会让界限变得模糊 I think it's a little tricky when you show up on a day that isn't your day.
就吃个冰淇淋而已 至于吗 I took him out for ice cream, my God.
孩子会困惑 规矩立了就要遵守 It's confusing for him. Boundaries are there for a reason.
界限？比如忠贞不渝？ Boundaries? You mean, like monogamy?
又来？ Really, Coop?
都快两年了 你还要翻旧账到什么时候？ It's been almost two years. When are you gonna stop playing that card?
不知道啊 出轨的追诉期是多久来着？ I don't know, what is the statute on adultery?
总比你整天扮绿帽怨夫短 Probably less time than you've spent playing the sad cuckold.
谁会说"绿帽怨夫"？你谁啊？ 听着 Who says cuckold? Who are you? You know what?
你要是有点自知之明 If you were even remotely self-aware,
就该明白事情不会无缘无故发生 you'd realize these things don't happen in a vacuum,
也该为自己的那部分责任 负点责 and you could maybe take a little portion of responsibility for your side of it.
好啊 你睡了尼克 把我赶出这个家 Okay, I'm sorry, but you sleep with Nick, you kick me out place,
离婚费用全压在我身上 I'm forced to pay for this entire mess,
现在反倒说我不负责任？ and I'm the one that's not being responsible?
现在不想吵这个 I'm not doing this right now.
一个人吵确实没意思 Well, it's really no fun doing it alone.
喂！ 干嘛？ Hey! What?
他说要新架子鼓的事告诉你了吗？ Did he tell you he needs a new drum kit?
他要新架子鼓？ 旧的怎么了？ He needs a new drum kit? What is wrong with his old one?
说旧鼓变形了 I don't know, it's old and warped.
他组的乐队水平不错 This band he's playing with, and they're very good, by the way,
说需要换套新的 said he needs a new one.
天 尼克说要帮他买... God. Nick offered to pick one up--
不用 尼克不用给我儿子买鼓 No. I… Nick doesn't need to pick up a drum set for my kid.
只是说如果你太忙... 我能搞定 I'm just saying, if you're really busy-- I can handle it.
等等 库珀 Wait. Coop.
我带托丽去看皮肤科了 I took Tori to the dermatologist.
她皮肤没问题 你跟她这么说试试？ Her skin is fine. Yeah, you wanna tell her that?
她要做什么激光治疗 三次疗程 She wants this new laser treatment. It's three times and then you're done,
每次1500刀 $1,500 a pop.
账单会发你邮箱 They're gonna email you the invoice.
见你一面就破财 Every time I see you it costs me money.
那就只在周二见 Try sticking to Tuesdays.
告诉托丽她爸问好 Tell Tori her father says hi.
天呐。 Jesus.
卧槽 开什么玩笑 Fucking Christ. Are you fucking kidding me?
靠 我的错 真对不起兄弟 Oh, shit. I'm sorry. That is totally my bad, man.
确实是你的错 Yeah, it was.
留个联系方式我赔... 托丽？ Here, let me give you my info. Tori?
爸 Hi, Daddy.
杰克 这是我爸 Jake, this is my father.
爸 这是杰克 Daddy, this is Jake.
幸会啊先生 Pleasure to meet you, sir.
抱歉得先蹭你车才能打招呼 I'm sorry I had to ding your car to do it.
等等 你哪位？ Wait, who are you?
杰克·韦斯顿 Jake Weston.
哦 这名字对我毫无意义 Okay, that tells me nothing.
他是我男朋友 He's my boyfriend.
冒昧问下你多大？ 20岁 先生 I'm sorry, how old are you? I'm 20, sir.
别叫我先生 假惺惺的 Stop calling me sir. No one is buying it.
抱歉 听着 你二十... Sorry. Okay, you're twe…
她才17岁 知道本州法律规定吗 She's 17. Are you familiar with the laws in this state?
不是您想的那样 先生 爸爸 It's not like that, sir. Daddy.
好吧 叫杰克是吧？ Okay. Jake, is it?
再敢叫我一声先生 我就让你鸡飞蛋打 If you call me sir one more time, I'm gonna punch you in the dick.
爸 你疯了吧 妈 爸发神经了 Dad, you're being crazy. Mom, Dad's being crazy.
你居然同意他们交往？ 你们先进屋吃点东西吧 You're okay with this? Why don't you guys go inside
你早知道这事？ and get something to eat? You know about this?
你觉得没问题？ You're fine with it?
车的事我很抱歉 滚蛋 杰克 立刻马上滚 I'm sorry about the car. Okay, fuck off, Jake. Fuck right off.
你发什么疯？ 你才疯了吧？ What is your problem? What is your problem?
你纵容别人性侵未成年女儿？ You're okay with the statutory rape of our daughter?
少来这套 什么？ Oh, please. What?
她是真心爱他 她还是个孩子 那家伙都20了 She's in love with him. She is a child. He's 20 years old.
你这当妈的觉得这合理？ How is that okay in your world?
亲爱的 天呐 Baby. Oh, my God.
你别管他们... 太好了 尼克来了 You leave them alone tog… Great, Nick's here.
嗨 嘿 库普 Hi. Hey, Coop.
让他来解决 He'll solve it.
让我过去会会这位老兄 Let me get out here to see this man.
嘿 嗨 Hey. Hi.
好吧 对 没错 Okay. Right. Yeah.
我刚买了上好的裙边牛排 正打算烧烤 I mean, why don't you stick around? I mean, why don't you stick around?
我为什么要留下？ Why don't I stick around?
我凭什么要留下？ Why don't I stick around?
大概是因为想到要在我家后院 I guess why I don't stick around is the idea
用我五千美元的烤架 of going into my backyard
吃着睡我老婆的男人烤的牛排 and eating steaks grilled on my $5,000 grill
会让我想抄起... by the man who's fucking my wife would make me wanna take…
哇哦 ...我那把旬藤次郎牛排刀 Wow. …my Shun Fuji steak knife
捅穿自己的心脏 and cut out my own heart.
这就是我不想留下的原因 That's probably why I don't wanna stick around.
所以 我先走了 So, I'm gonna go.
听着 我理解你 库普 Look, I get it, Coop.
真的感同身受 I feel you, man. I really do.
我只是想找个方式翻篇 懂吗 I'm just trying to find a way past this, you know?
为了所有人好 For all of us.
祝你好运咯 Yeah, good luck with that.
告诉那小混蛋我会寄维修账单给他 Tell that little shit I'm him a bill.
小心脚 宝贝 Watch your toes, babe.
我开了一整夜车 哈斯克尔睡得跟死猪一样 I drove all that night, while Haskell slept like a log.
开久了我也开始犯困 After a while I began to get sleepy myself.
但我很开心 I was happy though.
很快就能再见苏了 Soon I'd be with Sue again.
长途跋涉即将结束... 靠 The long trip was practically over… Fuck.
...再也不用踩水泥路了 …and there'd be no more hoofing it down the concrete.
我开始展望未来 I began to think of the future
那前景灿烂得像是镶满了霓虹灯 which couldn't have been brighter if I'd embroidered it with neon lights.
想到苏能平步青云真好 It was nice to think of Sue shooting to the top.
或许我也能沾光 Maybe it was for me too.
你不知道要是被抓 Don't you realize if I'm caught
他们肯定会追查车的来源 they'll want to know where I got the car and stuff.
我就得背谋杀罪名 机灵点就不会被抓 And they'll have me on a murder charge. If you're smart, you won't get caught.
嘿 Hey.
What are you doing?
嗨 嗨 Hi. Hi.
耶！太棒了！来吧 Yeah! Fuck yeah! Come on414
萨曼莎的丈夫保罗靠连锁餐厅发家 Samantha's husband, Paul, made his fortune in diners.
他有九家店 44寸腰围... 天 He had nine of them, a 44-inch waist… Oh, God.
...还有严重的勃起功能障碍 …and a serious case of erectile dysfunction.
爽！要命！太棒了！ Yes! Goddamn it! Yeah!
分居后，她一直在弥补逝去的时光 Since they separated, she'd been making up for lost time.
老天 Jesus.
你把我皮都抓破了 You know, I think you actually broke the skin.
这样才能证明我不是装的 Oh, well, that's how you know I wasn't faking it.
没事吧？ Everything okay?
嗯 没事 Uh-huh. Yeah.
你要走了？ Do you have to go?
不走 No.
怎么？你想让我走？ Why? Did you want me to go?
不是 我只是... No, I just…
你看起来像是有心事... You looked like you had something…
重要的事 没有 important. No.
那好吧 好吧 But okay. Okay431
刚才怎么回事？ 什么？一切都很完美 Hey, what just happened? What? Everything's perfect.
有话直说行吗 No, if you have something you wanna say, please just say it.
一分钟前你还在我体内 现在巴不得我立刻消失 I mean, you were just literally coming inside me a minute ago,
and can't get rid of me fast enough.
萨姆 天呐 Sam, my God.
不 说真的 没关系 我走 No, honestly, it's fine. No, it's fine. I'll go.
毕竟这是生理现象对吧 Seriously, I mean, it's biology, right?
高潮后的多巴胺骤降 The dopamine crash after the rush of orgasm.
我以为你在担心孩子 I thought maybe something was going on with your kids.
孩子们早睡熟了 多谢关心啊 No, my kids are fast asleep, but so much for your concern.
听着 可能有些误会 Okay, look, I… Maybe something's getting misconstrued here.
我觉得你没懂我意思 I feel like you're not understanding me. Look--
老实说你这态度让人很不爽 No, it's just a little off-putting if I'm being honest, and…
是你打电话约我的吧？ I mean, 'cause you called me, right?
我换上性感内衣 找了保姆 还专门去角质 And then I changed into something sexy, and… I got a sitter and I exfoliated.
萨姆 萨姆 Sam. Sam. Sam. Sam.
萨姆 Sam.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我不想你走 好吗？ Okay? I don't want you to leave.
说实话 Tell me the truth.
你觉得我们有可能更进一步吗？ Do you ever think that we could be something more than this?
别这样 萨姆 Come on. Sam.
得了吧 Come on.
我们这样断断续续半年了 We'd been doing this on and off for half a year,
每次收场都很狼狈 and I had yet to stick the landing.
我在贝利的业绩数据你知道吧？ Look, you know the kind of numbers I was doing over at Bailey, right?
我能带过半客户资源过来 I could bring half that book over here,
加上德州石油家族的关系 we combine that with the Texas oil families,
一年内就能做到五亿规模 I could be doing half a billion dollars in under a year. Come on. It's a win-win.
前提是你没睡过同事 And you haven't slept with any of our associates yet.
杰克打过招呼了 没人敢跟你约会 Look, Jack's making calls. No one's allowed to date you.
蒙蒂 这工作还是我介绍的 Just bring me in. Come on, Monty. I got you this job.
他在到处打招呼啊 He's making calls, man.
我知道杰克在施压 Look, I know Jack's been making calls.
去他的 这儿没人买他的账 Fuck Jack. He's got no friends here.
这倒是个好消息 That's good to know.
现在不能得罪杰克 Look, I can't afford to piss Jack off.
今年科技股亏得太惨 Not now, not with the beating we're taking in tech this year.
我早就想挖你了 I have been wanting to poach you for a while.
这个... 竞业禁止期多久？90天？ Well… What's your non-solicit, 90 days?
你当初也坐过我这个位置 我们处境对调过 You were once in this seat, Monty, and I was in yours.
是啊 两年？ Yeah, I know. Two years?
签之前没找律师看条款？ Didn't you get a lawyer look before you signed?
他们开价够高呗 Well, they made it worth my while, what can I say?
要听建议吗？ You want my advice?
并不想 Not really.
库普 我不能直接录用你 Come on, Coop. You know I can't bring you in cold.
先休息段时间 等风头过去 Take some time off, you let the stink fade 'cause no one's gonna touch you right now.
可以联系迪拜新成立的家族办公室 You should reach out to one of the new family offices coming out of Dubai.
他们才不管什么竞业协议 They won't give a shit about your non-solicit or this thing with the girl.
我跟那姑娘没事 The girl wasn't a thing.
总之他们不在乎这些 They won't care either way is my point.
库普 别这样 Coop, come on, don't be like that.
抱歉迟到了 Sorry I'm late.
老规矩 I got the usual.
明天米勒家的派对你去吗？ You going to that Miller thing tomorrow?
受邀了干嘛不去？ I was invited, why wouldn't I?
没理由 No reason.
要是梅尔和尼克在场我就不社交 If I avoided every social situation because Mel and Nick might be there,
这辈子都不用出门了 我站库普这边 I'd never leave the fucking house. Hey, I'm on Team Coop.
哪有什么站队 得了吧 There's no teams. Bullshit.
怎么了？ Okay, what's wrong?
什么？ What?
你居然没看手机 You're not checking your phone.
也没狼吞虎咽 肯定有事 You're not rushing through the meal. Something's up.
如果我不工作会怎样？ What if I didn't work for a while?
为什么这么问？ Now, why would you do that?
陪陪孩子 看看书 I don't know, maybe to see my kids. I don't know, read a book.
就休息几周 So, we're talking a couple weeks,
大概一个月？ 精确来说。 maybe a month? Exactly.
或者，一年半载也行。 Or, like, a year.
库珀，每个谈话都有个临界点 Coop, there comes a time in every conversation
是男人就该停止废话 直奔主题 when a man has to cut the shit and get to the fucking point.
我失业了。 I lost my job.
你睡了谁？ 喂 Who'd you fuck? .
你怎么张口就来... 不不不 Why would you automatically jump to-- No, no, no, no.
你既不酗酒也不是种族主义者 业绩又好 You're not a drunk or a racist and your numbers were good,
那就只剩裤裆那点事了 so that leaves fuckery.
天啊 巴尼 别这样 Jesus, Barney, come on.
我就是不明白杰克为什么出卖我 I just don't understand why Jack would hang me out like that.
那事明明最多算擦边球 I mean, it was borderline at best.
杰克找到借口踢你出局还能吞掉你的客户 真的只是擦边球？ Jack saw a way to cut you loose and keep your book. Was it really?
什么真的？ 擦边球啊 Was what really? Borderline at best.
她在完全不同的楼层办公 Well, she worked on a completely different floor.
我跟她不熟 你就不能找别人？ I didn't know her. You couldn't find someone else?
谁都行啊？ 是她勾引我的 Anyone else? She hit on me.
这不算理由 妈的这当然算 That doesn't matter. Well, it fucking should.
就该算 天经地义 It should. It should matter.
贝利会和解的 Bailey will settle.
什么？ What?
苏·贝利·罗素事务所 他们会和解的 Sue Bailey Russell. They'll settle.
凭什么？ Why would they do that?
因为你既不酗酒也不是种族主义者 业绩又好 'Cause you're not a drunk or a racist and your numbers were good.
他们不想闹上法庭 起诉他们 They don't want this to go to a judge. Sue them.
你是我的财务经理 不是律师 You're my business manager, not my lawyer.
正因我是你的财务经理 And as your business manager,
我强烈建议你请个律师 I'm strongly encouraging you to hire a lawyer.
我只想知道存款能撑多久 I just need to know how long I can float on what I got.
日常开销？ Your nut?
六个月 最多七个月 Six months. Seven tops.
不可能 That can't be true.
赡养费 子女抚养费 两套房子 车子 私立学校 Alimony, child support, two houses, cars, private schools,
还有你妹妹 这些还只是冰山一角 not to mention your sister, and that's just off the top of my head.
杰克会和解的 Jack will settle.
杰克会碾碎我 我请不起律师和他们斗 Jack will crush me. I can't afford to go up against those guys.
但更输不起的是不请律师 You can't afford not to.
我以为自己还有更多积蓄 I just thought I had so much more.
曾经有 去年科技股让你血本无归 You did. Then you got hammered last year on tech stocks.
去年科技股谁不赔钱 Everybody got hammered last year on tech.
但别人可没离婚也没睡同事 Everyone didn't get divorced or fuck their coworker.
你该去找蒙蒂 找了 兰斯也找了 You should go see Monty. I did. Lance too.
没戏？ 竞业协议两年 No dice? I have a two-year non-solicit.
我知道 I know.
库珀 喝点什么？ Coop, what are you drinking?
少来这套 Forget that.
我有瓶15年陈日本威士忌 必须尝尝 I got a 15-year-old Japanese whiskey you gotta try.
两杯 Two.
干杯 Lehayim.
够顺滑吧？ How smooth is that, right?
是啊 Yeah.
所以... So…
单身生活如何？ how's the single life?
偶尔也有精彩时刻 Well, has its moments.
得了吧 外面肯定有大把艳遇等着你 Bullshit. It's gotta be a goddamn smorgasbord of ass out there.
快透露点前线战报 Come on, give me something. Some news from the front.
今年我又主持抗癌慈善晚宴 Hey, I'm chairing that cancer benefit again this year,
给你预留了两桌 和去年一样 and I penciled you in for two tables, same as last year.
一桌多少钱来着？ How much are the tables again?
三万一桌 两桌六万 Thirty grand. Sixty for the pair.
去年你都买了两桌 Come on, you bought two tables last year.
去年我可没离婚 彼得 Yeah, well, I wasn't divorced last year, Peter.
你说得对 抱歉 Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry.
是我考虑不周 I wasn't thinking.
让你难堪 I shouldn't have put you on the spot like that.
我自己消化这两桌 把你名字划掉 I'll eat the tables and take your name off the list.
留着吧 Leave it on.
确定？ 没事 小意思 You sure? Yeah, it's fine. It's fine.
我不是故意当混蛋的 Wasn't trying to be an asshole.
有些人天生就是混蛋坯子 I guess to some people it just comes naturally.
滚蛋 Fuck off.
喂... Hey…
这样没问题吧？ That's okay, right?
咱们都是成年人了 We're all adults here.
当然 皆大欢喜 那就好 Sure. It's all good. Good stuff.
这是在玩火啊 Out there living dangerously.
25年的 谢谢 马上来 25, please. You got it.
多谢 Thank you.
三届NBA全明星 能怎么办？ Three-time-star. What are you gonna do?
是啊 Yeah.
给我来杯和他一样的 加倍 I'll have what he's having, just more of it.
好的 You got it.
库珀战队？ Team Coop?
再来一杯 And one more.
我跟彼得说 So, I said to Peter,
得趁孩子们还愿意搭理我们时去度假 we have to get away with the kids, you know,
等他们嫌弃我们了 while we still can before they want nothing to do with us
还能干嘛？大眼瞪小眼？ because then what are we gonna do? Talk to each other?
结婚太久早没话聊了 We've been married way too long for that.
所以我们周六去伯利兹 So, on Saturday, we leave for Belize.
订了栋无敌海景别墅 I found us this villa, stunning view of the coast.
孩子们住隔壁别墅 The kids have their own villa next door
互不干扰 失陪下 so we're not on top of each other. I'll be right back.
反正他们饿了一定会来 But we know we'll see them because we're the ones with the chef
我们这边有厨师和餐厅 and the dining room, so when they get hungry…
海龟旅馆根本不知道即将迎来什么客人 I mean, the Turtle Inn does not know what is about to hit it.
还好吗库珀？ How you doing, Coop? You okay?
挺好的 梅尔 你呢？ I'm okay, Mel. How are you?
还行 Yeah.
我说你们俩 Hey, you two, can I just say,
离婚还能这么友好真让人羡慕 I love that you had such a friendly divorce.
黛安 Diane.
我就是觉得... No, I'm just saying, you know.
记得迈克和盖尔离婚时 简直世界末日 Remember when Mike and Gayle got divorced? It was like Armageddon here.
记得吗？ Do you remember that?
他们现在同处一室都受不了 They can't even be in the same room together.
同城都不行 They can't be in the same city.
对吧？ Right?
萨姆 你觉得和保罗能保持友好吗？ Sam, you think you and Paul are gonna be able to keep things friendly?
门都没有 Not a chance in hell,
不过谢谢你当众问我 but thanks for asking, you know, in front of everyone like that.
我就是...佩服你们处理得这么体面 I just… I admire how you guys handled everything with class.
宝贝 等我们离婚时也得这么体面 You know, babe, when we get divorced, I think we should do it like that.
够了 你喝多了 That's it. I'm cutting you off.
我只是... I'm just…
我觉得很棒... I think it's great…
大家都这么开明... how we're all so enlightened…
看吧？ ...对吧？ See? …you know?
梅尔...对 梅尔和尼克出轨导致我离婚 I mean, Mel… Yeah, Mel and Nick had an affair and ended our marriage,
孩子们心理阴影有多大还有待观察 and I guess time will tell how fucked up our kids are gonna be,
但各位对此事的态度真是"棒极了" but, you know, you all are being so awesome about the whole thing.
早知如此... I mean, if I'd have known…
我去放个水 I'm gonna go take a piss.
哎呀 Oops.
死因还不清楚 凶器可能是... We don't know how she was killed. I think the weapon…
烛台重击致死 She was struck with a candlestick.
烛台？确定？ A candlestick? Are you sure?
纯银重型烛台 A heavy silver one.
怎么确定的？ 显微镜 How can you know? Microscope.
给 接着 Here. Just…
谁想和我换车开几天？ One of you guys wanna trade cars for a little while?
太想了 Fuck yeah.
操！ 天啊 Fuck! Jesus.
爸爸！ 搞什么... 老天！ Daddy! What the-- For God's sake!
简直离谱 Fucking unbelievable.
库珀先生 滚开 杰克 Mr. Cooper. Go away, Jake.
对不起先生 不知道您会来 Sorry, sir. We didn't know you were gonna be here,
对天发... 靠 swear to G-- Fuck.
爸！你干了什么？我的天 Daddy! What did you do? Oh, my God.
说过别叫我先生 你没事吧？ I told you to stop calling me sir. Are you okay?
你他妈脑子进水了？ What the fuck is wrong with you?
天老爸 接个电话 喂 Oh, my God. Dad. I gotta take this. Hey.
不 布鲁斯 抱歉 什么？ 一拳打在我... No, Bruce, I'm sorry. What? Punched me in the…
我能做什么？需要什么？ 天啊 对 What can I do? What do you need? Oh, God. Yeah.
十分钟就能到 你疯了吗？ I mean, I can be there in ten minutes. Are you insane?
抱歉先挂了 回头聊 Yeah, sorry about this. Bye.
冰敷一下就好了 Just… Put some ice on it or something. It'll be fine.
看似真实 Looks like the real thing
尝若真实 You taste like the real thing
我虚假塑料的爱 My fake plastic love
嘿 布鲁斯 Hey, Bruce.
谢谢你能来 库珀 应该的 Thanks for coming, Coop. You know it.
却总有种感觉 But I can't help the feeling
我能冲破天花板 I could blow through the ceiling
若能转身逃离 If I could just turn and run
嘿 安迪 Hey, Andy.
布鲁斯叫我来的 Bruce called me.
猜到了 Yeah, I figured he would.
正好需要搭车回家 I could use the ride home anyway.
怎么来的？ How did you get here?
走来的 I walked.
又没吃药？ You off your meds again?
想找点真实感受 懂吗 Just wanted to feel something, you know?
感觉如何？ How you feel?
糟透了 Shitty, actually.
今天怎么样？ How was your day?
老样子 The same.
你气色很差 这话从我嘴里说出来可不容易 You don't look so great, and that's coming from me.
走吧 送你回家 Come on. Let's get you home.
他还爱我 知道吗 He still loves me, you know.
亲爱的 他有妻有子 Honey, he's got a wife and two kids.
呵 谁还没点故事呢。 Well, everybody's got something.
你在放什么歌？碎南瓜乐队？ What're you playing there? The Smashing Pumpkins?
白痴。 Radiohead, dipshit.
对对对 当然 得了吧。 Right, right. Of course. Come on.
嘿。 Hey.
你会没事的。 You'll be all right.
给我这个 上车。 Give me this. Get in.
新车？ 借来的。 New car? - It's a loaner.
少跟我扯淡。 Don't give me any shit.
我摊上事了 艾莉。 I'm in trouble, Ali.
多严重？ How bad?
可能得让你退掉公寓搬回爸妈家。 I might need you to give up the apartment and move back in with Mom and Dad.
那他们可倒大霉了。 Well, sucks for them.
是啊 你要是不吃药会更倒霉。 Yeah. It will if you don't take your meds.
我可不敢保证。 I make no promises.
这车闻着像大使馆的车 老天 我知道 This car smells like ass. - God, I know.
跟有死老鼠似的。 It's like something died in it.
丽芙 丽芙 Liv. Liv.
就... 让我说两句行吗 Just… Please let me talk to you for a second.
听着...我对你遭遇的事很抱歉 Look… Look, I'm really sorry about what happened to you.
你被开除真是太冤了 It sucks that they fired you.
你真这么想？ 当然 Do you really feel that way? - Of course I do.
那你能撤回投诉吗？ Well then, can you please withdraw your complaint?
你可以翻供并免除贝利的法律责任 I mean, you can recant and indemnify Bailey against a lawsuit.
我就能复职了 什么？ I can get my job back. - What?
要是我有冒犯的地方我道歉 Look, I'm sorry if I mishandled things with you in any way.
我以为我们两情相悦 I just thought we were both having a good time.
等等 打住 我... Wait. Stop. Just stop. I…
根本不知道你在说什么 I don't know what you're talking about.
我从来没投诉过 I never filed a complaint.
库普 他在打电话 Coop. He's on a call.
没事的 玛丽 It's okay, Mary.
根本没人投诉 库普 你不能进来 There was never any complaint. - Coop. You can't be here.
丽芙·克罗斯从没投诉过 Liv Cross never filed a complaint.
这是人事问题 我只按通知办事 It's an HR issue. I only know what I'm told.
放屁 杰克 是你搞的鬼 Bullshit, Jack. You did this.
你违反公司政策 我别无选择 You broke company policy. My hands were tied.
你看到机会抢走我的客户 就背后捅刀 You saw an opportunity to take my book and you decided to fuck me.
你是自掘坟墓 You fucked yourself.
我以为我们是朋友 I thought we were friends.
至少让我留着资本账户吧 At least let me keep my fucking capital account.
求你了 那是我的钱 我需要那笔钱 I'm begging you. That's my money. I need that money.
不 不是你的 No, it isn't.
你最大的错误就是以为这些曾属于你 Your biggest mistake was thinking any of this was ever yours.
好吧 好吧 All right, all right.
留不住的东西 本来就不属于你 It's not yours if you can't keep it.
我实在不忍心糟蹋这台漂亮引擎 I just can't let you ruin that beautiful motor.
好 发动吧 Okay, start her up.
给 Here.
托莉的男朋友怎么样了？ How is Tori's boyfriend?
杰克？ 没错 Jake? - That's correct.
死不了 He'll survive.
托莉呢？ And Tori?
再给我几天时间 我在处理 You gotta give it a couple more days. I'm working on it.
你不对劲 库普 You're not yourself, Coop.
烧烤派对的事我很抱歉 当时喝高了 Look, I'm sorry about the barbecue. I was a little overserved.
不是说烧烤的事 也不是说你殴打 I'm not talking about the barbecue, and I'm not talking about the fact
女儿男朋友这件事 that you assaulted our daughter's boyfriend.
虽然这也够离谱的 那说什么？ Although, Jesus Christ. - What then?
我说不清 I don't know.
就是觉得你特别... You just seem so…
孤独 alone.
是啊 我住这儿 你和孩子们住我们家 Yeah, well, I live here, and you live there in our house with our kids.
我知道 是你离开我的 这当然会... I know. - You left me. That would make me…
孤独 alone.
但我想说的不是这个 That's not what I'm talking about though.
我担心你 I'm worried about you.
嘿 Hey.
怎么了？ What is it?
你总还能跟我聊聊吧？ Now, come on. You can still talk to me, can't you?
我很好 I'm fine.
真的 我在找回状态 I am. I'm finding my way.
好吧 Okay.
行吧 Fair enough.
谢谢你来 Thanks for coming by.
谢谢啤酒 Thanks for the beer.
克罗斯小姐 Miss Cross.
有何贵干？ 想来讨个说法 How can I help you? - I was hoping for an explanation.
安德鲁·库普那件事 The Andrew Cooper thing.
我没投诉过 I didn't file a complaint.
有人向人事部举报了你们的关系 Somebody reported your involvement to HR.
但根本没有投诉 威士忌？ But there was no complaint. - Whiskey?
不用 坐 No. - Sit.
抱歉措辞不当 但无论有无投诉 I'm sorry that it was phrased like that, but complaint or not,
库普先生确实违反了公司行为准则 Mr. Cooper was in direct violation of our company's code of conduct.
他处于权力地位， He's in a position of power,
我们必须严肃执行保护条款 and we take our protections very seriously.
他根本不在我汇报线上 He's nowhere on my org chart759
我的直属上级与他无关 I don't report to anyone who reports to him.
难道他想开除你就办不到？ Does that mean he couldn't get you fired if he so chose?
他不该丢工作的 He didn't need to lose his job.
我会议室里坐满了劳动法律师 他们可不这么想 I've got a conference room full of labor lawyers who say otherwise.
谢泼德说你是个明星 想提拔你 Shepherd tells me that you're a star. He wants to put you up for promotion.
要你独立负责业务 准备好了吗？ He wants you running your own desk. Are you ready for that?
这和之前的事有关？ How is that related to this?
前事翻篇 着眼未来 I with this. I've moved on to that.
我对你未来的兴趣远大于库普的过去 I'm more interested in your future than Coop's past.
这样 我待会有个电话 I'll tell you what. I've got a phone call in a minute,
改天共进晚餐详谈 but let's do dinner later in the week and discuss.
玛丽会查你日程 Mary will check your avails.
谢泼德不参加吗？ Shouldn't Shepherd join us?
欢迎他一起来 Shepherd's welcome to join.
谢谢 Thank you.
好了 东西都带齐了吗... Okay, do you have everything…
换个角度看 Viewed from a certain perspective,
人生就是一系列环环相扣的选择 life boils down to a series of interconnected decisions.
米勒夫妇选择去伯利兹 The Millers decided to go to Belize.
我选择去米勒家 I decided to go to the Millers'.
西山别墅区有私人保安巡逻 Westmont Village has its own private security patrol,
还有西区警局 as well as the Westmont police department.
犯罪率几乎为零 The crime rate is almost nonexistent.
在这种地方住久了 You live in a place like that long enough,
就会觉得与世隔绝 you start to feel insulated from the rest of the world.
对防盗系统 锁门这些事 You get complacent about things like alarm systems
都变得马虎 and locking all your doors.
百达翡丽鹦鹉螺：18K白金密封表壳 The Patek Philippe Nautilus: sealed 18-karat white gold,
蓝色旭日纹表盘 blue sunburst dial,
30米防水 虽然永远用不上 water-resistant up to 30 meters, like that will ever come up.
广告怎么说你从未真正拥有百达翡丽 Like the ads say, "You never actually own a Patek Philippe,
只是为下一代保管" you merely look after it for the next generation."
现在孩子们都用手机看时间 Well, the next generation tells time on their phones,
所以少一块也没人在意 so I figured no one was gonna miss this one.
嗨 两位 有什么问题？ Hi, guys. Is everything okay?
晚上好先生 您住这儿？ Good evening, sir. You live here?
对 我就住这儿 Yeah, yeah, I sure do.
您家从今晚开始列入度假巡查名单 Your house was placed on a vacation watch starting tonight.
看到街边停着本田 屋里亮着灯... We saw the Honda parked down the street, the lights on in the house…
就过来看看 figured we'd check in.
那是我儿子的车 That's my son's car.
我让他出发前停进车库的 I told him to pull it into the garage before we left.
所以你们是要去度假？ So you are going on vacation?
对 明天一早就走 Yeah. Bright and early tomorrow morning.
我太太登记时肯定写错日期了 My wife must've given you the wrong date when she called it in.
没事 祝旅途愉快 谢了伙计们 No worries. Have a great trip. - Thanks, you guys.
辛苦你们跑一趟 I appreciate it.
我也不知道当时怎么想的 I don't know what I was thinking.
其实也不是不知道 Well, that's not true.
我觉得彼得和黛安·米勒这对混蛋 I was thinking that Peter and Diane Miller were assholes,
不配拥有这些 and they didn't deserve all of this.
而且这附近像他们这样的混蛋 And I was thinking that there were plenty of assholes just like them
住着同样的豪宅 in the neighborhood, with houses just like this,
堆满没人会在意的奢侈品 filled with expensive shit just like this that would never be missed.
大把被遗忘的财富 Piles of forgotten wealth just lying around in drawers
白白闲置着 where they were doing no one any good.
我清楚这些 因为不久前 I knew this because, up until a little while ago,
我也是这种混蛋 I'd been one of those assholes.
我在想赡养费 子女抚养费 律师费 两处房贷 I was thinking about alimony, child support, legal fees, two houses,
刷爆的房屋净值贷款 学费 房产税 a maxed out home equity line, tuition, property taxes,
医保费 SAT补习 health insurance premiums, SAT tutors,
儿童心理医生 车贷 园丁 child psychologists, car payments, gardeners,
灭虫 修屋顶 刷墙 水管工 架子鼓 exterminators, roofers, painters, plumbers, drum kits,
还有离婚后至今赤字的银行账户 and a bank account that was still in the red from the divorce.
况且连警察都不会怀疑 And how no one, including the cops apparently,
我这种人 would ever suspect a guy like me.
不是说这是个好主意 I'm not saying it was a good idea.
只是权宜之计 It was just temporary.
暂时周转 等我东山再起 A quick fix to pay some bills until I got back on my feet.
再说 最坏能坏到哪去？ And I figured, what's the worst that could happen?